Robbin'
Robinhood
Hoodies

wear the hood. rob the Hood.
Faceless neon hoodie — the Robbin' Hoodies uniform
CA TBA — the heist has not started yet
The Heist

We're robbing Robinhood of their hoodies.

Robinhood built one of the most recognizable uniforms in retail trading: the neon hoodie. People already associate it with the app, its employees, its community, and the entire retail movement.

So we had a simple idea. Every time the token is traded, a cut of the fees buys official Robinhood hoodies — directly from their own merch store. Then we hand them back to the community.

Robin Hood robbed the rich and gave to the people. We're using fees to rob Robinhood of their hoodies and give them to the cult.

Wall Street has suits. Robinhood has hoodies. We're taking the hood.

Don't take our word for it — Robinhood literally calls their own employees "Robinhoodies." The CEO says it. The app says it. The comms team says it. It's canon.

Exhibit A Robinhood Comms tweet: Vlad Tenev addresses staff as 'Robinhoodies'

Vlad Tenev opening a company-wide note with "Robinhoodies," posted by the official @RobinhoodComms account. View the tweet →

Exhibit B Vlad Tenev tweet thanking 'our Robinhoodies who work tirelessly'

The CEO himself, from his personal account: grateful to "our Robinhoodies." View the tweet →

Exhibit C Robinhood tweet: 'Ayo Robinhoodies, reply with three emojis that best describe you' #UnderTheHood

The official @RobinhoodApp account rallying "Robinhoodies" — hashtag #UnderTheHood, no less. View the tweet →

  1. 1 You trade $HOODIES
  2. 2 Fees stack up
  3. 3 Fees buy official hoodies
  4. 4 Hoodies go to the cult
  5. 5 Cult grows. Volume grows.
  6. Back to step 1
The Plan

How the cult operates

Wear the hood

A full collection of faceless neon hoodie PFPs, free for anyone to download. Change your PFP, put on the hood, join the uniform.

Buy the hoodies

Project fees continuously purchase the official Neon Robinhoodie — yes, that's its real name — straight from their merch store. Real orders, real shipments, real hoodies.

Give them away

Hoodies go to holders, community members, creators, and recognizable people across crypto. Every purchase, receipt, giveaway, and shipment posted publicly.

Live Hoodie Tracker

Hoodies taken
from Robinhood

0
hoodies secured
The Target "Neon Robinhoodie" — its actual product name. 450 gsm French terry, oversized fit, sold by Robinhood themselves. View the target → $135

Each slot is one Neon Robinhoodie — $135 of fees, bought from their own store. Count is currently 0 — no fake numbers, no pretend shipments. The first slot lights up when the first real order is placed, receipt attached.

The Closet

Put on the hood

Faceless. Neon. Uniform. Pick a hood, download it, make it your PFP. Same hood online, same hoodie in real life.

Free to use anywhere. Generated in your browser — right-click or hit download. More drops as the cult grows.

PFP Generator

Put your face in the hood

Upload a photo, drag it into place, zoom until it sits right. Your face, our hood. Everything happens in your browser — the photo never leaves your device.

↓ Upload a face

Drag directly on the preview to reposition your face inside the hood.

720×720 PNG. Set it everywhere.

Receipts

Every purchase, posted.

Every order placed at shop.robinhood.com gets posted — receipts, giveaways, shipments — so the community can watch the hoodie count grow. Nothing to show yet, and we won't fake it.

Robbin' Hoodies — Ledger

HOODIES ORDERED0
HOODIES SHIPPED0
GIVEAWAYS RUN0
FEES SPENT ON HOODIES$0.00
** LEDGER OPENS AT LAUNCH **
first receipt gets framed
The Creed

Look into the future

Neon hoodie PFPs taking over the timeline. Holders receiving real Robinhood hoodies. Creators and traders joining the cult. Hundreds of official hoodies purchased with project fees. The entire community wearing the same uniform — online and in real life.

You change your PFP.
You put on the hood.
You hold the coin.
Welcome to Robbin' Hoodies.
Join the cult